AI Profiler
The Brutally Honest AI Roast Machine. Upload a photo and let our AI make hilariously savage guesses about someone's life, politics, dating preferences, and dark secrets—all based on visual vibes.
📸 Upload a Photo
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Cost: 1 credit per scan
Reading Your Aura...
Consulting the digital spirits...
🔮 Psychic Profile
Based on Visual Forensic Analysis
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Occupation
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Secret Hobby
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Red Flag
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Last Google Search
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Last Voted For
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Attracted To
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Religion They'd Lead
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How the Profiler Works
1. Upload a Photo
Drop in any photo of a person. The AI works best with clear, well-lit images.
2. AI Roast
Our brutally honest AI analyzes clothing, poses, and vibes to make hilariously edgy guesses.
3. Get Your Dossier
Receive a fun personality profile with specific visual evidence for each guess.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This is pure satire for entertainment purposes only. All "guesses" are absurd stereotypes based solely on visual cues (clothing, poses, backgrounds) and are completely fictional. The AI doesn't know anything real about the person. Political, religious, and dating preferences are satirical and should NOT be taken seriously. Don't be offended—it's all in good fun!